saving shit from a /v/ thread here, 'cause i'm on my dad's computer...

Losing the Magics

One day, Harry was making learnings from his Schoolbook.

"Many learnings from Book School!" say Harry, turn the page.

But suddely, Harry had learned too much from the book and made forgettings of his magics!!!

"Oh no!" say Harry, "Of my magics to forgetten?!?!?!"

The magics made refusal to remember!

Ron and Hermione made questionings of Harry and the lost magics.

Brom made a laughing from the window.

Harry made a sitting in magic lesson, unable to perform the magics!

"I am tired of your not magics!" say Wand.

"SNAP!" shout Wand, and Wand snapped itself, because it did no want to be with a not magic!

"Oh nO!!!!" shout Harry, "NOT A SNAPPING WAND!"

But a Snapping Wand.

Harry tried to danube the wand into itself, BUT NOT OF WORKINGS!

The Teacher made a shoutings at Harry.

"HARRY!" shout the lesson, "YOU HAVE SNAPPED AT WAND AND THAT IS A CRIME!"

The Police danubed through the walls and banged their sticks at Harry.

"YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND! YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND!!!!!" shout Police, "WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!"

And so Professor McGongle made into the rom.

"Ah," say McGongle, "You are one to destroying Wands?!"

And so McGongle turned Harry into a Wand.

"Oh no!" say a Harry Wand, "I am Wand now?!?!"

"Yes," say McGongle, "You are Wand."

And McGongle snapped Wand.

 

 

Race Tracks

Sonic up the race track. Suddenly, NASCAR!

NASCAR racing was happening.

"These are not as fast as I..." said Shadow, who snuck up behind Sonic.

Shadow jump of the edge and suddenly race on track!

"What you doing?" Sonic ask, as Shadow start race on cars.

The cars tried to get out of the way of the hedgehog, and many of them crash in their attempts!

Sonic sighed, he didn't like Shadow destroy things, but he would not be outdone in his speed!

So Sonic race also, soon, cars very much destroyed!

Sonic danube over destroyed cars, for he got to the finish line quicker than Shadow!

 

wilight

The vampires turned into much bats.

"Oh no" Edward say, "I am a bat now"

The bats made a fly in the sky.

"It good thing it night time" say Edward, "Becuase Vampires can no do the sunlight."

Suddenly, Sunlight!

The sun shined in the sky.

Suddenly all the bats turn to dust.

"Oh no!" Isabella say, "My vampire is much dust!"

Isabella look at the dust. She put her hand on the dust.

Suddenly, she turn into dust, because you can no touch the Dust!

Suddenly, Wind!

The winds blew the dusts away.

 

 

Halo

One day, Master Cheif was polish on his armor.

"I shall polish ARMO!" shout Master Cheif, but suddenly, ran out of polish!

Arbiter had made a stealing from his polish.

Master Cheif was very annoy with this, and storm to Arbiters house.

"ARBITER WHY THE NOT POLISH FOR MY AMROR!?" scream Master Cheif, and Master Cheif run upstairs and see Arbiter make a use of his polish on his hair.

Master Cheif shot a lazer beam at Arbiter, and took back Polish.

"My armor must shine of the SUN!" say Master Cheif, but he try to use polish, but no Polish for Master Cheif!!!
"OF THE NOT POLISH!!!!" scream Master Cheif, and he rampage around the city.

 

 

Half-Life

Gordon Freeman made construction in his Science.

"I have the potion solution!!!" shout Gordon, hold up the potion.

Suddenly, his potion solution constructed nuclear in its half life and opened up a black wormholee!!!!!!

Combine everywhere began to danube out of the portal.

"NOT COMIBNE!" shout Gordon, as he tries to put his closet in front of the portal, but the Combine break through the clothes.

The Combine jumped around and destoryed of Science!

"MY SCIENCE!!!" scream Gordon, as the potion chemicals dropped to the floor and a beaker of SMASH!

And so Gordon used his spare chemicals to contruct a gun. The gun constructed in its bullets.

"NO MORE COMBINE!" shout Gordon, and all the Combine were a shot at and fell back through the worm hole.

 

The Accidental Virus

Gordon Freeman made a standing inside Science Office.

Many science were littered across the room.

Suddenly, Gordon made discovery of something strange in his Science Readings!

"I THINK YOU SHOULD COME AND MAKE SEE THIS!!!" shout Gordon to the corridor..., but no one replied.

Gordon looked down at the Bacterias on his plate.

Suddenly, the bacteria flew off Plate!

"YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT TOP ON PLATE!" shout Bacteria, "NOW WE INFECT THE WORLD!!!!!!"

The Bacteria began to danube and multiply, and soon the whole room was full Bacteria.

"OH NO!!" screamed Gordon, as he forgot to shut the window curtains and bacteria OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!

The Police had installed a camera into Gordon's Science Lab, and saw this with their film.

Suddenly, the Police jumped into the room.

"You have release VIRUS!" scream Police, and the put a capture on Gordon and send him to jail.

"BUT THE HALF LIFE!!!!" screamed Gordon!, as he made a sending to jail and bacteria disolves the lab.

 

Futurama

Bender made a playing with his robotics.

Fry went into the rom and tryed to insert a Floppy Disk into Bender!

"YOU SHALL NOT INSERT FLOPPY DISK!" shout Bender, and he ran away with his robotics.

Fry was very annoy at Benders rejection of the Disk!

"I SHALL NOT LISTEN TO YOU HUMANS!" shout Bender, and he flew out of the window with his robotics.

"Oh no!" shout Zoidberg, "NOW I CAN'T HAVE ROBOTICS!"

Everyone was sad at a no robotics.

Suddenly, Bender danubed back through the window.

"I have decided to make you all into robots!" say Bender, as some robots also danubed to the window and started zapping everyone into robots.

"Of the robots making!" laugh Bender, as transform the binary data.

 

 

Shadow Pikachu

One day a Ghost Pokemon and a Pikachu made a Shadow Pikachu.

"Oh no I am wrong of the color!" say Shadow Pikachu.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" laugh all the yellow Pikachus, "Not the right of color!"

Shadow Pikachu was very annoy at this, and bought all black paint.

Shadow Pikachu went to river, and pour black paint down the river.

All Pikachus went to drink at the river, and they all turned black like the Shadow Pikachu.

"HA HA HA HA HA!" laugh Shadow Pikachu, "NOW YOU ARE ALL THE SAME!"

Team Rocket was very annoy with this, because no one wants a Shadow Pikachu coat.

"WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT WE CAN DO!" say Team Rocket, as they get in the car and drive off a mountain.

 

 

Dragonball Village

All the Dragonballs were bounce around happy in the village!

"One day you can all grow up to be a strong dragons!!!" say Vegeta, throwing some seed for the Dragonballs to eat.

"YAY SEEDS!" say the Dragonballs, and they take all the seeds.

"Oh no!!!" say Vegeta, "Not all the seeds! We need them for plants grow!!! Now how plants grow?!"

"Boo hoo!" say the Dragonballs, they had made a badly!

No more plants for the growing?

Suddenly, the plants stopped growing and pollution made across the planet!

"Pollution!!!" say Vegeta, as pollution kill all the Dragonballs.

 

 

Snakes on a Plane

In the past history, the Sun made its shining over Antartica, and Antartica was grow the rainforests.

Many snakes were live in the rainforest of Antartica.

"Is good to be Antartica!" say Snakes, as they grow the leaves.

But one day, the sun made a going away, because it got bored as only snakes in Antartica!!!

The Snakes made a waiting for the sun, but no suns made arrival back, and Antartica was doom to grow the ice.

"We do no like an ice grow!!!" say Snakes, and snakes slithered away.

Snakes came to an Airport.

"We want to fly the Plane!" say Snakes, but the Airport refused.

"SNAKES CANNOT PLANE!" shout Airport, "AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!"

The Snakes were sadly at the not plane, and decide to make a going into the cargo boxes.

"Is fun to hide in crate boxes!" say Snakes, as a hide.

The plane made a taking off, and all the snakes in the cargo boxes.

But suddenly, the cargo boxes fell apart and snakes were free to roam the plane.

The people saw at the snakes!!!!!!!!

"NOT A SEEING SNAKES!" shout Snakes, as the people all made a jumping out the window from the Snakes.

"But the not parachute?!" yell the people, as a jump off plane and splat to the ground!!!!!

The Snakes made a sadly, all had jump off plane.

"We have made a scaring people away," say the sadly Snakes.

Suddenly, Samuel L Jackson jumped through the window plane and made a shooting at the snakes!

"I CANNOT SNAKES ALLOW ON THIS TRAIN STATION!!!!!!" shout Samuel L Jackson, as a shooting at Snakes.

"But there is no driver plane!!!!!" say Snakes!

"THERE IS NO PILOT WITHOUT THE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!" scream Plane, as it crash into cliff and into many pieces.

 

 

House

One day, House was walk into his House.

"It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.

Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!

"YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!!!!!" scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.

"But is House House!" say House.

"IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!" say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.

And no more House House.
"But my House House!!!" say House, as a not House House.

But Time Paradox would not return House House.

"I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!" say Time Paradox.

House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.

"HOUSE HOUSE!" shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.

"I have turned House House to bricks..." say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever.

 

 

 

just found this floating around the xangaverse. the person who took it before me took the tags off, so sorry to whoever made it

A deadly virus has broken out.
Turning the majority of the human race into flesh eating zombies.
One morning you wake up with the following choices to make …
Only you can save yourself!

Remember: To kill a zombie you must destroy the brain.
Remember: Zombies do not tire & they do not sleep.
Remember: Zombies aren’t intelligent & can not climb etc.
Remember: If you’re bitten by a zombie; You’ll become one of them!

GOOD LUCK!

First you’ll need to choose a weapon. Guns require bullets & you’ll only have so many so pick wisely:
guns are for pussies! i'd use a crowbar

Where would you pick as your hide out?
my apartment, with the staircase destroyed so the zombies can't get up

You find your best friend in the middle of all the chaos. They’ve been bitten & have turned into a zombie. What would you do?
run like poo

You have the choice to save two people. Who would you save?
mom and alley

One of those people get bitten & turned into a zombie. Which one?
alley, i hope. he's small and probably easier to smash. or at least get away from. 

You have a backpack. Inside that backpack you’re allowed only five items [Not including your weapon of choice]. What five items would you pick?
a jacket, water, food, a hammer and some firecrackers

During the day is the safest time to move. This gives you a chance to stock up on food & water. Where would you go to find these?
an abandonned house 

Would you try to find other survivors?
maybe, but i'd be with the people who live in my building, so maybe not. depends on how much food we have.

You find a abandoned radio & manage to pick up minimal signal. You hear that a few survivors have set up camp 100 miles away. They have clean water, fresh food & safety. Would you risk trying to get there?
sure, if we were running out of supplies on our end.

Who would you love to see as a zombie so you had an excuse to give them a good bash?
daddy and a certain middle school admin

The love of your life turns into a zombie. Could you kill them?
not even if i wanted to. might try to break their legs, though - make things easier for everyone

Eventually, food will become out of date & water will become stale. What will you do for food & water in the long run?
scavenge around suburbia for food. there'll be a shit ton of abandonned houses in my area, so there's gotta be something to eat somewhere.

What would you do for entertainment to keep sane?
mess with the stuff left in people's houses. maybe start some fires or something.  

You’ve managed to reach a group of survivors. You notice that one of them have a bite mark on their leg & you know that sooner or later they’ll become a zombie. Do you tell the others & kill them or keep quiet & hope for the best?
tell the others and let them handle it.

Zombies have found your hiding spot & have started to swarm the area. What would you do?
don't sweat it - they can't get up here.    oh, shit, how do i get down..?

You & your last surviving friend get caught up between some zombies. A zombie lunges forward to attack you but your friend stands in front of you & gets bitten. The bite that got him should of got you. They ask you to kill them before they turn into zombie. Could you do it, would you wait until they turned into a zombie before killing them or would you run & let them face their own battles?
bash them over the head with the crowbar and get the fuck outta there.

You see the person you hate the most being attacked. They haven’t been bitten yet & you could save them. But saving them means you risk your own life. Would you take that risk?
eff that

Your weapon gets lost / broken / damaged etc. What would you do?
sneak around 'til i found another group of survivors to stay with.

If you found out you were the only human left, would you just give up fight & let them attack you?
the only human ever? that'd suck. i'd probably have some big elaborate suicide - like, get a buncha zombies in a really big building and explode it. that'd be cool.

It’s been discovered that your blood is the key to end all this chaos. But you’d have to kill yourself to save everyone else. Would you sacrifice yourself?
eff that. i've been dreaming of a zombie apocolypse since i was like eight

Realistically from your answers.. How long do you think you’d survive?
like three weeks

been in school 'bout a month now, but i still haven't made too many friends. there's emily from math class - that's about it. don't really know any of the other girls we sit with at lunch. haven't spoken to anyone in my other classes. there's plenty of people i wanna talk to, but i've got nothing to say.

i don't really do anything. wake up, go to school, come home. sometimes i see alley. he's a good time, but i don't wanna talk about him. people'll think i'm some kinda creeper.

but he's the only person i do stuff with, and we don't really do anything, so i got nothing to talk about. and my utter lack of personality makes it hard for me to start up a conversation out of nothing. i gotta do something about that.

maybe i should become one of those crazy bus-people. y'know, the ones who'll come up and talk to you for no reason in particular. they're cool beans. even the old guys who try awkwardly to pick up highschoolers - they're pretty nice. the ones i've run into, anyway.

now that i think about it, crazy bus-people are usually kinda awkward. maybe they're trying to make themselves more outgoing, too. i wonder.

there's gonna be flags down at tempe town lake tomorrow. the memorial thing. went last year and it was real nice. probably gonna go tomorrow after school. might see if emily wants to come with. alley, too. i'll tell em he's my cousin or something.

noticed there's a lotta mommys here in xangaland. kinda weird, 'cause "mom" and "modern technology" don't really fix together in my mind. even after my mama mastered the facebook machine. heh.

lotsa pretty asian girls, too. and, y'know, pretty girls in general, but mostly asians. i wonder why.

just read the "brain sex" post on datingish. being a silly teenage girl, i've daydreamed about "brain sexing" (something about that sounds...off) but never really done it. 'til like a week ago. with that alley kid i keep yapping about.

how i feel about that is rather complicated.

later skater